Warning

[Andy Schofield]

Reports are coming in that there is a lethal substance which is spreading wildly. If you come into contact with this substance it will have an effect on you.. However if you drink this substance things really start going down hill...

Firstly this substance makes you think you can run really well, then makes you think that women find you attractive, then makes you think you can sing... the more you drink the more you think you are great...
You start swaying and not being able to walk in a straight line... finally you will be sick... lots... and then you will be ill and miss football matches!!!! you will wake up with a head ache, your eyes will feel like someone has been poking sticks in them, and your mouth will feel like there has been a hedgehog sleeping in it!!!

So what is this substance??? any why do Adults seem to fall foul of this illness?????
Its called Lager!

Remember kids....
Avoid it at all costs... keep your parents away from it...
Adults don't realize how dangerous Lager is, so its down to you kids!!!

[Karen Gosling]

thanks for the warning but it's a bit late in the day,unfortunately we came in contact with this substance last night! Luckily for me it didn't make me sick just had a bad case of room going round and round and round!!!Unluckily for ANDY MOORE it made him really sick and has spent most of the day running from his bed to the toilet!!!so hopefully we won't come in contact with this substance again,well at least until next week!!!

[Andy Schofield]

Originally Posted by Karen Gosling

Unluckily for ANDY MOORE it made him really sick and has spent most of the day running from his bed to the toilet!!!so hopefully we won't come in contact with this substance again,well at least until next week!!!

You mean Tomorrow!!!

I felt it my duty as a responsible adult to warn you all

[Andy Moore]

The worst part about this substance is that even though it does all these terrible things to you, the evil people that serve this brew actually take you money as well!!!!
I don't know how they sleep at night.

[Craig Millward]

Don't know if i have ever tried this substance !!!!